Here indeed is a story for you with a little joke at the end
which may seem in bad taste, but it is a completely true story of Holly
my sister, and her friend, Libby. If you don't get the joke at the end
then you have been living in a cave for way to long.
One day Holly and Libby got on the bus, a normal public bus, as usual, and
they were mildly surprised to see a couple making out in the back row.
Holly sat in front of Libby in the approximate middle of the bus anyway
and they talked as any normal friends would, and every time Holly would
turn around to talk to Libby, Libby would ask, quietly, of course "Are they
still making out?" and Holly would nod in response.
This went on for several minutes then finally the couple stopped making
out. When Libby asked Holly this time if they were still at it, Holly in
all her articulance answered, not as quietly, of course, "No, I think
they're getting off." Libby's eyes widened and she said "What?!?!" Holly
quickly correctly herself but not before everyone else on the bus managed
to think that they were both freaks.
Also, it turned out that the couple didn't leave the bus until some time
after Holly and Libby. I thought that was pretty funny.
Back to DRUGS!!!!!