What does a kitten like to put on a WHOPPER?
Why can't you reach the zoo by phone?
Because the lion is busy
Why is the winter the best time to buy thermometers?
In the summer they're higher
How do you keep a bull from charging
(Duuuuuuuuh) Take away his credit card
Is it bad luck to have a black cat follow you?
It depends if you're a man or a mouse
How man sides does a box have?
Two. Inside and outside
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
You can't tuna fish
What continent has the most ants?
REALLY BAD ONE:
Can February March?
No, but April May
What does a bear do in the winter?
Why did the boy change his socks on the golf course?
Because he got a hole in one
Which country can you eat off of?
How do you keep a fish from smelling?
Cut off his nose
What kind of dog doesn't have a tail?
A hot dog
SPECIAL THANKS TO: Burger King Kid's Club
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